1
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Hi there.
At the North Hollywood DMV,

2
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we are driven to please.

3
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(reverse beeping)

4
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* *

5
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We go the extra mile.

6
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Three, two, one.

7
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And every turn is a you turn.
(chuckles)

8
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Drive safely, teen.

9
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Ooh, that's a nice shot.

10
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Because at the NoHo branch,

11
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-it's not just the DMV...
-(horn honks)

12
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...it's the DM-We.

13
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Smack my puppy, he's beautiful.

14
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Do not drop me.

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VIC:
Yo, Barb.

16
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Stall three's clogged up again

17
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in el baño.

18
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Real Chernobyl sitch.

19
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-I'd grab a mop.
-(exhaling heavily)

20
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* *

21
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Good morning, East Hollywood!

22
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I know I brought you guys
in early, but not for work,

23
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for fun. We're doing

24
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a team-building exercise!

25
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So, work.

26
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BARB:
If this branch is gonna survive,

27
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we need to do better.
Like North Hollywood.

28
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-(groans)
-Really?

29
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Which means
improving communication.

30
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It's happening. We're finally
getting real Wi-Fi.

31
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-We're getting trust.
-Oh.

32
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So, we're gonna blindfold up.

33
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Eh?

34
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Then we're gonna
guide each other

35
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through the maze
that I stayed up

36
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all night working on
with my cats.

37
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The goal is to figure out
how to reach the suspended...

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GREGG:
I figured it out.

39
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I'm sorry, Tanya won't let me

40
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eat junk food at home.

41
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She's worried about my heart.

42
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That's not fair.
I want a doughnut.

43
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-Yeah, go splitsies?
-GREGG: Mm-mm.

44
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BARB: Okay, we can still
learn about teamwork,

45
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even if there's no reward
at the end.

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-'Cause the real prize?
-COLETTE AND VIC: Mm-hmm?

47
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Is being a team.

48
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(laughs)

49
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Hard pass.

50
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COLETTE:
I'm fasting anyway.

51
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Come on.

52
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What's the dealio, bro?

53
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Well, I think it might be dying.

54
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(whispers):
Come on, old girl.

55
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-Yeah.
-(laughs)

56
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GREGG: You said that the copier
would be delivered this morning.

57
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We can't pretend to work
without it.

58
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Get 'em, Greggory.
Threaten their children.

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COLETTE:
Oh, hey.

60
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How was your weekend?

61
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Yeah, good. Uh, Mary and I,
we went to the beach.

62
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-We walked by this wedding...
-Mm-hmm.

63
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...and she snuck up and snagged
this bottle of champagne.

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-(laughs)
-Ugh, a felon.

65
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Maybe an alcoholic.

66
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Red flag city, bruh.

67
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No, I mean, she's a rebel.

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And she's always taking risks,
and I love that about her,

69
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-you know?
-Oh, yeah.

70
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Same. Me, too.

71
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I've done tons of bad stuff.

72
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Oh, really? Like what?

73
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Oh, God, there are so many.

74
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Uh, hold on,
let me get you a good one.

75
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-Okay.
-Um,

76
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just so many
I could just throw out there.

77
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Oh, nope.

78
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-Don't tell him that one.
-(both chuckle)

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Hey, how about
you keep thinking?

80
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I'm just gonna go do this, yeah?

81
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-Yeah.
-Okay, look, you can keep saying

82
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that it was delivered
at 8:12 a.m.

83
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in a big blue box.
It doesn't mean that it's true.

84
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Okay?
Oh, you want a picture of it?

85
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A picture of it not delivered?
Okay.

86
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-It's not here
and it's not here.
-(camera clicking)

87
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-(scoffs) They hung up.
-(groans)

88
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Would you guys say
that I'm a rebel?

89
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I could say it.

90
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'Twould be a lie.

91
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Yeah, you're goody-goody.

92
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You don't even
double-dip a chip.

93
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That is about hygiene.

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VIC:
Face it.

95
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You're a teacher's pet, Colette.

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(both gasp)

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BOTH:
Teacher's Co-Pette.

98
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That is not fair.

99
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Just last week,
this Teacher's Co-Pette

100
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did not return the shopping cart

101
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all the way back to the stand.

102
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-Mm-hmm.
-Woof.

103
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Did you give it
to another customer?

104
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I did.

105
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-Mm-hmm.
-Mm.

106
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Yeah. Bye.

107
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Watch out.
I'm off to break something.

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BOTH:
Okay, Co-Pette.

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(both laugh)

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* *

111
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This is why we need
to work on team-building.

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North Hollywood is on
the cover of 10 and 2,

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third year in a row.

114
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The DMV has a magazine?

115
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Yes, and an internal TV network.

116
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They love to spend money
on "not us."

117
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Beau Young.

118
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His employees work
so well together,

119
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they're literally lifting him
up on their shoulders.

120
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When was the last time
you guys did that for your Barb?

121
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I'm so sick of hearing
about North Hollywood.

122
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NoHo blows.

123
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They're like the golden child
who cleans his room

124
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and does his homework

125
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and gets to climb into bed
with Mike and Nancy

126
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because he's
their biological son

127
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and it's thunder and lightning
outside and it's scary.

128
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I heard NoHo has working locks

129
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on their bathroom stalls.
We use tape.

130
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I heard they have
a soft serve machine

131
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-in their break room.
-No.

132
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Tanya hasn't let me have
soft serve in nine years.

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BARB:
These are all just tall tales,

134
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like Paul Bunyan
or blood pressure.

135
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Okay? What is real

136
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is their
average processing time.

137
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In there, it says
people are only waiting

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five minutes at the window.

139
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Our APT? A pathetic 12.

140
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-The difference?
-Seven.

141
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It's seven minutes.

142
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I mean... math is for losers.

143
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Who wants to help me
kill a nerd?

144
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You're bad at this.

145
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-Yeah.
-If NoHo is so fast,

146
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maybe I should
register my van there.

147
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Wait a minute, Noa.

148
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That is a great idea.

149
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We're all going over there
during lunch.

150
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Oh, my God! Shotgun!

151
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And I'm gonna wait
till the last second

152
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to buckle my seatbelt.

153
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Great. I just got to hit
the boom boom room.

154
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May I have the bathroom tape?

155
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Yeah. I got you.

156
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Thank you.

157
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The connect-a-dot is a real
brain-buster this month.

158
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There goes my afternoon.

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COLETTE:
Good luck, buddy.

160
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(car horns honking)

161
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AUTOMATED VOICE:
Now serving...

162
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Whoa.

163
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...at window number eight.

164
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Welcome to North Hollywood.

165
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* *

166
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Take it all in. (inhales)

167
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The smell of success.

168
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That is vomit.

169
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And it looks an awful lot
like our DMV.

170
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Yeah, but they're
twice as productive.

171
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We're going to see
how they do it.

172
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Now, I want us
to stick together as a team.

173
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Here are your assignments-- oh.

174
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And you're gone.

175
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Beverly Cleary!

176
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-(beeps)
-(inhales sharply)

177
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Sweet zippy-nippy.

178
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Four minutes and 32 seconds.

179
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Oh.

180
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What sorcery are you up to?

181
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BEAU:
Hi there.

182
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(gasping)

183
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Bye. I mean Beau. I mean hi.

184
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Did you come over here
'cause you recognized me

185
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-like I recognized you?
-Well,

186
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I came because
we've had complaints

187
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of a woman dressed
like a movie theater usher

188
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timing customers.

189
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Guilty as charged.

190
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Barb Berry,

191
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Department of Motor Vehicles.

192
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Manager at East Hollywood.

193
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Oh. "Least Hollywood."

194
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-(laughing)
-(weak chuckle)

195
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-Oh...
-Oh. I'm kidding.

196
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Sorry, little comedy joke.

197
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But, uh, I heard
they shut that place down.

198
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Something about a fire
or a flood,

199
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or was it rats?

200
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That was actually
all one incident,

201
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but, nope, we're still kickin'.

202
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Congrats on the 10 and 2
article, by the way.

203
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Riveting stuff.

204
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Oh, this is out. (laughs)

205
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How cool.

206
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And there's copies
out front? What?

207
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(laughs) Yeah, I don't know
how they saw this,

208
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but some firemen asked me

209
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to be in their calendar.
I said no.

210
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But, sure,
I'll sign this for you.

211
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Aw, thanks.

212
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I really just wanted
to pick your brain.

213
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I brought my team here
to see how your branch

214
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is so daggone efficient.

215
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Ah. A field trip, huh?

216
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Yeah. I took my team
to a Dave and Buster's.

217
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They all used their tickets
to get me thank-you prizes.

218
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I didn't even ask. (chuckles)

219
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That is so cool.

220
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Well... here you go, friend.

221
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Keep driving.

222
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See ya.

223
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BARB:
Whoa.

224
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Even his shoes can drive.

225
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-(laughs): Hey, boss.
-Hey, Paulo.

226
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Hey, finally watched E.T.

227
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Plot hole city. (chuckles)

228
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"Keep driving, Borb"?

229
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Oh, I guess I'll just change
that "O" to an "A"

230
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and get it to the frame shop.

231
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There you go.

232
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What? You want me to sign it?

233
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Sure.

234
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A sprinkle.

235
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Clear evidence that there is
soft serve in this building.

236
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Uh, I don't think
that's a sprinkle.

237
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Let me see.

238
00:08:01,048 --> 00:08:01,915
Hmm.

239
00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:03,817
Could be rat bait.

240
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-It is a sprinkle.
-I knew it.

241
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You thought it wasn't
and you still ate it.

242
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Look, if you're gonna

243
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-join us on this mission...
-Yeah.

244
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...you better be cool with
eating stuff off the ground.

245
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No problem.
Yum, yum in my rebel tum-tum.

246
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All right, baddie,
prove yourself.

247
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Figure out how to get past
security over there.

248
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(scoffs)

249
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I can get back there easy.

250
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Easy-peasy for a rebel
like measy.

251
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-I'm gonna stop rhyming.
-Mm. Mm-hmm.

252
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Watch and learn.

253
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AUTOMATED VOICE:
Now serving...

254
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(chuffing)

255
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Hey, hello. (chuckles)

256
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If I, uh, if I gave you $20,

257
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would you be able
to let me in the back?

258
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Boss, we got a briber.

259
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-No. No, no, no.
-BEAU: What?

260
00:08:50,163 --> 00:08:51,665
-Oh, no. No.
-No, no, no. I'm not a briber.

261
00:08:51,765 --> 00:08:53,601
-That's not true.
Why'd you do that?
-Ma'am...

262
00:08:53,701 --> 00:08:54,868
I'm not a briber.

263
00:08:54,968 --> 00:08:56,937
Okay. Everybody has to wait

264
00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:58,371
until their number is called,
ma'am.

265
00:08:58,471 --> 00:09:00,073
Yeah. I work here.
Not here here.

266
00:09:00,173 --> 00:09:01,875
But, uh, just east of here.

267
00:09:01,975 --> 00:09:03,243
-Okay, you know what?
-(feedback squeals)

268
00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:05,012
Attention, everyone!

269
00:09:05,112 --> 00:09:06,546
This lady was cutting the line.

270
00:09:06,647 --> 00:09:08,081
Apparently, she thinks her time

271
00:09:08,181 --> 00:09:09,750
is more valuable than yours.

272
00:09:09,850 --> 00:09:11,251
-(booing)
-COLETTE: Uh...

273
00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:12,920
-Oh, oh, no.
-Boo!

274
00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:14,722
No, no, no. No, no. Not cutting.

275
00:09:14,822 --> 00:09:16,256
Although I would
in another context.

276
00:09:16,356 --> 00:09:18,225
-'Cause I'm a baddie.
-Mm-hmm. Sure.

277
00:09:18,325 --> 00:09:19,760
Let me guess,
you have to catch a flight.

278
00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:21,061
I've heard it all before.

279
00:09:21,161 --> 00:09:23,030
A flight to catch? Think again.

280
00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:25,833
I actually hate flying
because I get motion sickness.

281
00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,400
I scream when
the little wheels come down

282
00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:29,036
and I don't understand
the science of flight.

283
00:09:29,102 --> 00:09:31,171
(booing)

284
00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:32,740
Oh, boo. Like you do.

285
00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:35,275
It's just lift and thrust
overcoming gravity and drag.

286
00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:37,544
-Yeah, but the wheels
on the plane are...
-Security!

287
00:09:37,611 --> 00:09:39,112
They're not gonna come.
It's the DMV.

288
00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:40,814
-BEAU: They are gonna come.
-Th-They never come.

289
00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:42,515
Can you let go?
You're embarrassing yourself.

290
00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:43,784
-This is
the North Hollywood DMV.
-Oh, wow, they came.

291
00:09:43,884 --> 00:09:45,719
They're really fast here. Oh.

292
00:09:45,786 --> 00:09:47,554
She's strong.

293
00:09:47,655 --> 00:09:49,089
BEAU:
All right, everybody.

294
00:09:49,222 --> 00:09:50,691
Back to work.

295
00:09:50,790 --> 00:09:52,693
Sorry about that.

296
00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:56,129
* *

297
00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,036
Hello.

298
00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:04,672
Hey, I-I know you're used
to dealing with angry cust...

299
00:10:04,772 --> 00:10:06,874
-First name?
-Uh, Kanoa.

300
00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:08,475
K-A-N-O-A.

301
00:10:08,575 --> 00:10:12,112
-(typing)
-AUTOMATED VOICE:
Now serving F27

302
00:10:12,245 --> 00:10:15,515
at window number eight.

303
00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:16,984
(continues typing)

304
00:10:17,084 --> 00:10:19,319
-Hey, what are--
what are you...?
-Window five.

305
00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:20,821
Really?

306
00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,322
(stammers)
Wind...

307
00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:23,556
But that's-that's a bit weird.

308
00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:24,792
I thought you could
do registrations

309
00:10:24,892 --> 00:10:26,159
from any window. It's...

310
00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,495
All right, I will...

311
00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,063
go get another ticket.

312
00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:32,465
And, hey, um...

313
00:10:32,565 --> 00:10:34,167
don't let anyone
take your sparkle.

314
00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:35,736
Keep it in your pants, horndog.

315
00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:37,270
Okay.

316
00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:39,973
* *

317
00:10:40,107 --> 00:10:41,308
Hey, Keith. Nice shirt.

318
00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:42,743
See you at softball tonight.

319
00:10:42,810 --> 00:10:45,178
Be cool.
You're gonna get us busted.

320
00:10:45,278 --> 00:10:47,314
I'm as cool as they come, bro.

321
00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:48,982
Sup, nerds? I got juiced.

322
00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:50,650
VIC:
What are you still doing here?

323
00:10:50,751 --> 00:10:51,952
Thought you'd be getting fitted
for an orange jumpsuit

324
00:10:52,052 --> 00:10:53,520
-right now.
-I just snuck out.

325
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:54,855
-Pretty badass.
-GREGG: Hmm.

326
00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,489
What's the deal
with the juice box?

327
00:10:56,589 --> 00:10:57,825
I got so nervous, they thought
I was gonna pass out,

328
00:10:57,925 --> 00:10:59,159
so they gave me one.
(chuckles)

329
00:10:59,259 --> 00:11:00,127
-(shushes)
-(low mechanical humming)

330
00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:01,161
Do you hear that hum?

331
00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:02,996
That's no ordinary refrigerator.

332
00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:07,034
That's the sound of
an Electro Freeze 15RMT.

333
00:11:07,134 --> 00:11:08,335
-Soft serve?
-(Colette gasps)

334
00:11:08,435 --> 00:11:09,569
-We're close.
-(exhales)

335
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,004
Come on.

336
00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:15,575
Hey. Look.

337
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,210
-Soft serve machine?
-No.

338
00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:19,612
A.m. delivery, big blue box.

339
00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:20,881
VIC:
Those punks.

340
00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:22,682
This is our copy machine

341
00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:24,251
that they got
and didn't tell us.

342
00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:25,786
NoHo, they didn't.

343
00:11:25,853 --> 00:11:27,721
(slurping)

344
00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:29,990
-Let's steal it.
-Ah.

345
00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,292
-As if.
-You would never.

346
00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:33,260
Oh, really?

347
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:36,196
Then why am I picking it up?

348
00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:37,397
(groans)

349
00:11:37,497 --> 00:11:38,732
Then why am I trying
to pick it up?

350
00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:40,367
Are you two
just gonna stand there

351
00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:42,302
like a couple of soft serves,
or are you gonna help me?

352
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:45,705
-Let's do this.
-Thelma and Louise.

353
00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:47,808
On three. One, two, three.

354
00:11:47,908 --> 00:11:48,909
-Whoa.
-Oh.

355
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,010
That is...

356
00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:51,812
-VIC: Oh...
-I shouldn't have

357
00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:53,046
worn heels today.

358
00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:55,482
-(knock at door)
-Guess who-oo?

359
00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:58,085
Don't, actually.
It's me, Borb, from earlier.

360
00:11:58,185 --> 00:11:59,419
What are you doing back here?

361
00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:01,789
Helena!
You're supposed to be my moat!

362
00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:04,424
I was wondering if we could
talk, manager to manager?

363
00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:06,093
Yeah, I-I'm very busy. Helena!

364
00:12:06,193 --> 00:12:08,028
Helena!

365
00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:09,729
God, what,
is she finally having her baby?

366
00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:11,731
Look, whatever you want
to know, it's in the article.

367
00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:13,233
Rodge did a great job.

368
00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:14,701
There's talk of a biopic.

369
00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:18,271
That's not why I'm here,
but title pitch: Run DMV.

370
00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:20,273
Yeah, I already thought of that.

371
00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:22,642
And, uh, why are you here?

372
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,544
Our branches run the same,

373
00:12:24,611 --> 00:12:27,447
but you have a five-minute
average processing time.

374
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:28,816
Your team's so good.

375
00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:30,183
What's your secret?

376
00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:31,919
(sighs) Okay, grab a pen.

377
00:12:32,019 --> 00:12:34,154
-(gasps)
-Uh, no, not that one.

378
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,023
(chuckles)
Gift from Mariah.

379
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:38,491
-We register all her rides.
-She's stunning.

380
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:39,927
-Okay, you ready?
-Yeah.

381
00:12:40,027 --> 00:12:41,461
Here's the secret.

382
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,130
There is no secret.

383
00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:46,099
A team is only as good
as its manager.

384
00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:48,035
So you're saying that
if my team's not...

385
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:51,271
good at working together,
that it's my fault?

386
00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:53,273
If the shoe fits.

387
00:13:00,747 --> 00:13:02,149
Y-You're wrong, Beau Young.

388
00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:05,418
I've honed my team
into a dedicated group of...

389
00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:07,320
Oh. (chuckles)

390
00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:09,522
The picture of me and LL Cool J?

391
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:10,958
Of course I call him Todd.

392
00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:13,460
That's a screengrab
from security footage,

393
00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:14,627
but we're tight.

394
00:13:14,727 --> 00:13:15,829
That is cool, sir.

395
00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:17,030
And check this out.

396
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,798
-(exhales)
-(opens drawer)

397
00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:22,769
It's the feather from
the opening of Forrest Gump.

398
00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:24,304
Yeah, I have to go
to the boom boom room.

399
00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:26,673
Immediately. Sorry. See ya.

400
00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:30,543
Run DMV. Freakin' genius.

401
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,346
* It's like that *

402
00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:37,417
* It's like that. *

403
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:38,651
Keep the weight on your back,

404
00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:40,253
-not on your knees.
-BARB: Hey!

405
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,422
What in the Raiders of
the Lost Ark are you guys doing?

406
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:43,556
Stealing.

407
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:44,858
It was my idea.

408
00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:46,426
Yeah, there was a mix-up.

409
00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:47,760
This is ours.

410
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:50,363
Also, there is definitely
soft serve in there,

411
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:51,865
but, um, this took precedent.

412
00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:53,766
Okay, this needs to go
back inside right now.

413
00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:55,668
-That's an order.
-No.

414
00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:57,737
-VIC: You gonna come help?
-Come on.

415
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,639
What about all that teamwork
you talk about?

416
00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:01,942
This is not the teamwork
that I wanted.

417
00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:03,510
Barb, a little less talky-talky,

418
00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:05,412
a little more chippy-inny?

419
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:09,016
Oh, okay.

420
00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:10,617
Yeah, you got to go
to window eight.

421
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:11,684
Really?

422
00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:13,220
Dude, I...

423
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,122
I literally just came
from window eight. What are...?

424
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,190
Is this guy giving you guff?

425
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:18,858
No! No. (chuckles)

426
00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:20,293
No guff given.

427
00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:22,495
Guff is what you would get
from a problem customer.

428
00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:24,664
Whereas I'm... I'm...

429
00:14:24,731 --> 00:14:26,566
headed to window eight.

430
00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:30,870
Window eight.

431
00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:33,306
* *

432
00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:35,208
Hey, everybody.

433
00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:37,310
We're home! (laughs)

434
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,379
Oh, no.

435
00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:41,014
-Look.
-Oh...

436
00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:42,983
Oh. Oh, no.

437
00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:44,384
Oh, no.

438
00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:46,519
VIC:
Why is this suddenly so heavy?

439
00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:49,889
-(clattering sharply)
-D'oh.

440
00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:50,890
Oh, gosh.

441
00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:53,860
-Aw, that's busted.
-Oh.

442
00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:55,362
Hey, why are there two copiers?

443
00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:57,597
BARB:
Oh, I'm the worst manager ever.

444
00:14:58,531 --> 00:15:00,433
Oh, no.

445
00:15:04,771 --> 00:15:05,905
So we-we stole?
We committed a crime?

446
00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:07,707
I'm a felon?
(giggles nervously)

447
00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:09,609
Well, if it's any consolation,
they'll still let you work here.

448
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,244
VIC:
Hold on.

449
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:12,579
Where's the new guy?
Let's blame him.

450
00:15:12,712 --> 00:15:14,214
(gasps)
Noa.

451
00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:16,416
-We left him at NoHo.
-Oh, calm down.

452
00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:19,619
Oh, my God. I stole a copier
and abandoned an angel.

453
00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:21,921
Noa is chill. He won't be mad.

454
00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:24,691
It's like you guys are trying
to be bad at your jobs!

455
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:25,925
Really!

456
00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:27,094
Five, eight,
five, eight, five, eight!

457
00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:29,296
Make up your mind, Brenda!

458
00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:31,999
I can't live with this.

459
00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:34,367
I'm not a rule breaker.
I'm a rule follower.

460
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:37,470
I would marry the rules
if it were allowed, rules-wise.

461
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:39,239
And she's back,
our little Co-Pette.

462
00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:41,474
BARB:
There's only one person
to blame here.

463
00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:43,543
Barbara Jason Berry. (groans)

464
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,078
I'm never gonna be like Beau.

465
00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:46,746
COLETTE:
Well, c-come on. Don't say that.

466
00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:49,149
You know, you're-you're
a great manager.

467
00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:50,617
You guys never even
call me "boss."

468
00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:52,285
GREGG:
That's not true.
Just this morning

469
00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:53,920
I told Tanya
my boss was making me

470
00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:55,788
come in early
to do something stupid.

471
00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:56,823
See?

472
00:15:56,923 --> 00:15:59,292
I meant from a place of respect.

473
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:01,428
Oh, yeah.

474
00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:03,496
Then no.

475
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,999
(all grunting, murmuring)

476
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,801
Okay, down, down,
down, down, down.

477
00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:11,104
-(Barb groans)
-Yo no comprendo.

478
00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:13,506
Why are we giving them
our working copier?

479
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:14,807
Because we broke theirs.

480
00:16:14,941 --> 00:16:16,776
It's the right thing to do.

481
00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:18,145
So I don't go to jail.

482
00:16:18,245 --> 00:16:20,747
Well, the door's locked,
so we can't sneak it in.

483
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,149
Wait, guys, this building is

484
00:16:22,249 --> 00:16:24,151
basically a mirror of ours,
which means...

485
00:16:24,251 --> 00:16:26,753
That everyone inside is happy
and fulfilled.

486
00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:30,323
No, that that's the window
to the women's restroom.

487
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:31,658
-Where Colette got stuck?
-Oh.

488
00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:33,293
I don't think people
remember that.

489
00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:34,861
-We remember.
-Never forget.

490
00:16:34,961 --> 00:16:36,029
We just need to get
one of us through

491
00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:37,330
so we can go open the door.

492
00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:38,831
COLETTE:
But how? I mean, it's too high.

493
00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:41,934
We need to work together
as a team...

494
00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:43,636
a pyramid team.

495
00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:44,871
Okay, easy.

496
00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:46,939
Easy. Barb, you good?

497
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,708
Oh, I was born to be a bottom.

498
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:51,211
If this kills me,
that would be good.

499
00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:52,679
COLETTE:
Okay, I'm going up.

500
00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:54,281
Nobody look at my feet.

501
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:55,715
What?

502
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,750
Well, now that you've said that,
I've got to see 'em.

503
00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:58,951
-Don't. Please don't.
-Ow.

504
00:16:59,052 --> 00:17:00,220
You guys, we're doing it.

505
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:01,721
The window is the doughnut!

506
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,856
Oh, wow. No rusty nails.

507
00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:05,192
NoHo really has it going on.

508
00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:06,358
Okay.

509
00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:07,960
(grunts)
Oh, wow.

510
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,430
Yeah. This is a men's room.

511
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,299
Guess now's a good time to admit

512
00:17:12,398 --> 00:17:13,900
I was a male cheerleader.

513
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,702
Go Comets.

514
00:17:15,801 --> 00:17:17,002
Dismount.

515
00:17:17,069 --> 00:17:18,137
Okay.

516
00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:19,406
Good job, guys.

517
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:23,810
-Heyo! Come on!
-Yes!

518
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,845
-Yes, sir, yes, sir, yes, sir.
-Whoo!

519
00:17:25,944 --> 00:17:27,380
(gasps)
No, no, no, no, no,

520
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,216
-no, no, no.
-VIC: Ah...

521
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,152
(groaning)

522
00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:34,887
Hey. We're gonna take it
from the top. Come on.

523
00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:37,224
* *

524
00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:39,259
(groans)

525
00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:41,194
(exhales) I can't believe
we pulled that off.

526
00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:42,529
Same.

527
00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:43,663
Did you?

528
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,598
Well, well, well, looks like

529
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,367
somebody didn't make it
to their flight.

530
00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:49,102
-I never had a flight.
-Yeah, I know.

531
00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:51,404
Because you were too busy
stealing my copier.

532
00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:54,107
Yeah, that's right,
I saw everything on my cameras.

533
00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:55,708
I was hoping
your pyramid would collapse

534
00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:57,744
so I could post it
on my very successful

535
00:17:57,844 --> 00:17:59,546
-TikTok fails account.
-BARB: Beau, please.

536
00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:01,881
This is all just
a huge misunderstanding.

537
00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:03,816
Well, have fun explaining
that to Sac-town.

538
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,285
Sac-town? (snorts)

539
00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:07,454
-Does he hear himself?
-"Sac-town."

540
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:09,189
Say goodbye to your branch,
Least Ho.

541
00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:12,125
There you guys are!
I thought you'd left me!

542
00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:13,326
-No. We'd never.
-Uh, no.

543
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:14,961
-Literally never.
-What?

544
00:18:15,061 --> 00:18:16,563
Man, this place is the worst!

545
00:18:16,663 --> 00:18:18,265
It's the devil's merry-go-round!

546
00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:20,733
I knew there was a rugby player
in there somewhere.

547
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,835
Wow, I'm scared, but I like it.

548
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,371
Wait, this guy's
one of yours, too?

549
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:25,872
Is anyone working
at your branch?

550
00:18:25,972 --> 00:18:27,440
Is anyone working

551
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:28,908
-at your branch?!
-Oh, my God.

552
00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:30,443
They have a low
average processing time

553
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:32,044
because they've rigged
the system.

554
00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:34,113
If they can't solve
your problem in five minutes,

555
00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:35,648
they send you to another window

556
00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:37,217
and then they close your ticket.

557
00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:39,586
-Five, eight,
five, eight, five, eight.
-What?

558
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:41,688
That's the most evil thing
I've ever heard.

559
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:44,924
Oh, yeah. They finally told me
that to register my van,

560
00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:47,394
I had to go back
to East Hollywood.

561
00:18:47,494 --> 00:18:48,728
Oh. That place sucks.

562
00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:51,331
Wait. So the secret is...

563
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:52,799
you cheat?

564
00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:53,900
(scoffs)

565
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,335
(scoffs twice)

566
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,637
I'll take that triple scoff
as a yes.

567
00:18:57,737 --> 00:18:59,306
BARB:
I looked up to you, Beau.

568
00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:00,807
But you know what?

569
00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:03,410
You don't deserve the cover
of 10 and 2.

570
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:05,545
You're just a snake
in wheelie shoes.

571
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:08,315
Yeah, man, you deserve
the cover of 6 and 9.

572
00:19:08,415 --> 00:19:10,917
I'd rather work for Barb
any day.

573
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,118
Really?

574
00:19:12,219 --> 00:19:14,153
You know what?
Let's get out of here...

575
00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:15,622
boss.

576
00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:17,657
-You called me "boss."
-Wait, hold on,

577
00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:19,158
you still stole my copier.

578
00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:21,794
Hey, hey.
You got something on us,

579
00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:23,396
we got something on you.

580
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:24,931
No need to tattle.

581
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,333
'Kay?

582
00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:29,836
-Hmm?
-All right, then.

583
00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:30,803
Are we done here?

584
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:33,172
-(scoffs)
-BARB: Yeah.

585
00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:34,207
Nah.

586
00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:36,643
-Psych. (chuckles)
-Loser.

587
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:38,378
One more thing.

588
00:19:39,446 --> 00:19:42,014
Do you or do you not...

589
00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:44,217
have a soft serve machine?

590
00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:47,454
I stole it from the McDonald's
I used to manage.

591
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,055
I knew it!

592
00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:55,061
Here are the terms
I'm prepared to offer:

593
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:58,030
one cone, no toppings.

594
00:19:58,164 --> 00:19:59,666
(Gregg chuckles)

595
00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:01,067
(Gregg and Vic laughing)

596
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,369
(whispering)

597
00:20:02,469 --> 00:20:04,304
Here's our counter:

598
00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:06,739
two cups, one topping.

599
00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:08,107
(whispers)

600
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,642
Maraschino cherry.

601
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,578
(chuckles)

602
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:15,415
Nice try. "Cups"?

603
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:18,150
(scoffs) I say yes,
you're filling up buckets.

604
00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:19,819
I once got banned

605
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:22,855
for bringing a duffel bag
to unlimited breadstick night.

606
00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:24,957
That's genius.

607
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,426
One cone.

608
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:29,128
-One non-cherry topping.
-What?

609
00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,131
Deal...

610
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,733
Least Ho.

611
00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:37,103
More like Most Ho.
Vic, our cone?

612
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,005
-(laughs)
-Oh, drats.

613
00:20:39,105 --> 00:20:40,407
(Gregg laughs)

614
00:20:40,507 --> 00:20:43,009
-(Vic grunts)
-You got a lot to learn, kid.

615
00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:45,912
VIC (laughs):
Traffic cone.

616
00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:47,880
Did you wash that cone?

617
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:49,382
We didn't think of it.

618
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:52,051
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